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I am a Wise Ass
ArchVile68
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To be completely blunt, the water pressure in this apartment fucking sucks. In all honesty, I could probably amplify the water pressure 10 times by plugging my dick into the water main and taking a piss.
This is about the tenth time this month that I've had to unclog that fucking toilet, because god forbid I use more than a single square to wipe my ass. I often find myself having to flush SEVERAL times while I'm still sitting on the damned thing, which is doing my utility a hell of a lot of good, I might add, but don't even get me started on the collective bunch of greedy, dog-fucking pricks known as Collegiate Housing Services, the fucking twats.
When I get the money I'm buying a toilet thats so powerful it'll suck the shit right out of your ass. Seriously, when I get up I want to see grey matter swirling that fucking bowl. No more of this two-flushes-to-get-piss-to-go-down-the-god-damn-drain shit. I want a toilet that can suck the moon through a god damn drinking straw.
And for those of you that are grossed out by this, consider yourselves lucky that you have a toilet that doesn't require human sacrifices just to be able to flush the water in the bowl.
Also, that emoticon down there shows EXACTLY how pissed I am right know, with my perfectly round red-ish head and excreting a mysterious blue liquid from my mouth...
haha,i laughed a bit.
found this and thought you might like it.
Lol,it made me giggle like a little school girl.
So,I figured we get a conversation going.
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it would be that your rants are even more effin hilarious since i know
these guys may interest you
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